So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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