I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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