Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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