Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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