i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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