careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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