Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
We don't watch enough power rangers
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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