Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
third nipple confirmed
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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