paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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