and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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