I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
All the doctor said was why
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
