She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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