Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Randomize
