HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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