You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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