talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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