we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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