She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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