new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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