Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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