Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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