If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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