What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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