wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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