Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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