no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
return my video game
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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