That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Is it because I queefed?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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