we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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