I just cut my nipple shaving
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I use my feet as sexual weapons
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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