Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
this boner is exhausting
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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