It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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