I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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