there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
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