It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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