This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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