I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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