white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Boobs are out for the taking
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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