do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I smell like Dick and happiness
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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