I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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