idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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