what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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