I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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