It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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