the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
