she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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