Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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