I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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