I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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