when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I just had sex on a roof
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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