Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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