Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
